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If there is a small uptick in X-Factor's ratings this year it's likely because the whole TMZ readership tuned in to see if their favorite whipping post, Britney Spears, broken underneath the pressure. It was quiet, too quiet. That is just another example of the reckless nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and bogus info for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process.An These reckless statements are defamatory and Britney Spears' legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties.

But Britney was like many children, when the sport became un-enjoyable, it became painful, and it was left by her instantly. They then go forward to his buddies that are N'Sync and Justin Timberlake finding out that Britney was offered a part in a girl band in the time called Innosense, which she turned down. Only so they are clear, Britney Spears is overly in love with herself to commit suicide. The single manner Britney Spears expires will be by complete accident.

It is been a while since Britney managed to summon anything even slightly resembling her pop princess heyday, so anyone would have been justified in believing that her X-Factor debut was planning to be a trainwreck that is televised. Beginning with the standard intro, Spears asks individuals when they've been read, but she thinks they are not. Backed by a Super Nintendo video game that is dated beat, Spears chokes outside nonsensical lyrics and incomplete sentences just like a hungover Betty Boop.

Femme Fatale is a superb album, and Britney is certainly on better form than shefor, say, her Circus tour. Faye Chamberlain 's ( Phoebe Tonkin ) consistently been a small wild child, but this week she morphed into Britney Spears, circa that time she shaved her head and (supposedly) endangered paparazzi umbrella. I didn't believe it would not be impossible to have a vage chemise while wearing jeans, but leave it to Britney to accomplish that. A real Pee You to Miss Spears.

Let them envision that Britney Spears decided to kill herself tomorrow by choking on her very own shit (a not unlikely scenario, experts tell me). I really don't understand why I feel the need to shoot photographs of your ridiculously battered and abused shoes in places that are random and uninteresting, but I do. It makes you slightly happy. The article commences with a long, drawn out paragraph concerning the fact that Britney was wearing close to nothing for their interview. Britney was never a fantastic dancer.

Thank goodness Cassie was only dreaming when Jake was killed by her, because if she so much as touched a hair on his head along with her Lord Voldemort powers, they'd need to step into the display and rend outside her extensions. You told you that Britney Spears had an alien inside her body for her entire life and three years past it went back to it is home planet and that is why her eyes look so empty. He tells the nightclub they WOn't be performing any numbers that are more Spears.

Every facet of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and totally bogus and Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of this storyline before it was published.A The statements credited to Jason Alexander are a complete fabrication as Britney hasn't had any kind of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. Suffice it to say, that Jason Trawick hasn't put a hand on Britney. Jason Alexander and Britney married in a quickie Vegas wedding in 2004.

Self destructive Kelly Canter (Paltrow) is a successful Nashville star but she's only out of rehab and emotionally unstable. In interviews, Feste acknowledges that the meandering storyline was inspired by boozy Britney Spears' fame/media woes, yet additionally, it appears to run parallel to the troubles which have beset Mindy McCrea. Gabrielle Giffords' dad and, amid her marketing tour, Paltrow extended her sympathy. That was certainly unbelievable," gushed Britney.



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